The Internet
hasn’t been with us for
very long and relatively few people had the opportunity
to send emails before the mid-1990s. Think about it. When did you send your
first?
My son, Mike, then aged 6, with a kangaroo. |
Would you be
surprised that I sent my first in 1952? We didn’t have computers back in those days
but we did have Morse code and that was the year I began working for the
Australian Post Office.
Ten years
later we had stopped using Morse in Australia so I went to operate a
teleprinter for Qantas. I worked mostly night shift and when it was quiet there
was always the opportunity to chat with the distant operator.
One guy, in
Los Angeles, asked about Australian exports so naturally I told him about
kangaroo feathers. Equally naturally, he thought I was lying until I explained
that only the female has them and she only has two. They line the pouch and
work as shock absorbers so that the joey (the baby) isn’t injured by all that
jumping around.
I explained
that they were exquisitely coloured and were popular in Europe as fashion
accessories. After all, as Tennyson almost said, “The rainbow hath no richer
hue, than the feathers of a kangaroo.”
If the man
believed me he wasn’t nearly as smart as I thought him to be, but a question on
ask.com last week brought him to mind. Somebody wanted to know if kangaroos can
flip their pouches inside out if they fill up with water.
Well, you
can’t look a gift horse -- or a gift kangaroo -- in the mouth, so I answered this
way:
It doesn't
work like that.
Kangaroos live in Australia.
Australia is Down Under.
Everything down under falls off the planet and out into space.
Humans have to wear magnetic shoes to stay on the ground.
Kangaroos don't have magnetic shoes so they keep jumping down.
That's why they jump instead of walking. It's an anti-grav response.
Their pouches face out from the bottom of the Earth.
So when they fill up with water it runs back out.
Chaos theory tells us that the water then becomes rain, and falls back on the forests in Brazil so that the butterflies flapping their wings along the Amazon can cause hurricanes in China.
So, no, there's no reason to turn kangaroo pouches inside out.
Kangaroos live in Australia.
Australia is Down Under.
Everything down under falls off the planet and out into space.
Humans have to wear magnetic shoes to stay on the ground.
Kangaroos don't have magnetic shoes so they keep jumping down.
That's why they jump instead of walking. It's an anti-grav response.
Their pouches face out from the bottom of the Earth.
So when they fill up with water it runs back out.
Chaos theory tells us that the water then becomes rain, and falls back on the forests in Brazil so that the butterflies flapping their wings along the Amazon can cause hurricanes in China.
So, no, there's no reason to turn kangaroo pouches inside out.